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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago

Stealing socks

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Stealing socks

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago
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  • leadpipe@piefed.social
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    8 hours ago

    It looks like broccoli…

    • naticus@lemmy.world
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      I just got done eating both broccoli and asparagus. I think it looks more like the asparagus.

      • MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Just the tip

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    PLEASE come steal my odd socks I have DOZENS and I don’t know what to do with them

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      Buy only one type of sock. I literally don’t have odd socks anymore. I get a hole in one sock, I throw out one sock, not a pair.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Ever think that the dryer doesn’t actually your socks, but rather generates new ones from lint as offerings to its master?

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        1000002620

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      Grow enough confidence to wear mismatch socks. The big Socks Must Match industry steals minutes of ppls life’s each year by peer pressuring individuals into believing that socks must match. I promise you socks still work mismatched.

      With the time I save each year I can shitpost on lemmy

  • SirW00talot@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    I would call the Home Safety Hotline about such activities

    • lauha@lemmy.world
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      12 hours ago

      Did you know, fae beings are actually more closely related to spiders than trees. The more you know…

  • Ghostie@lemmy.zip
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    Too many pixels in this pic.

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    Is leave my suck dresser open, and throw in a few old underwear in too. Whatever they leave behind will be the best stuff. Fae selected sock, no more thin heels and toe holes!. (Yes there is a typo, autocorrect worked backward and I kinda find it funny)

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      I love the commitment to typos that improve comments

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      10 hours ago

      I love my suck drawer. 🤤

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    12 hours ago

    looks like a gigantic cannabis bud, lol

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    12 hours ago

    I’d be putting up a motion detector, just in case.

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