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marighost@piefed.social to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

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    Hello! my baby, Hello! my Honey Hello! my ragtime gal! Send me a kiss by wire Baby, my heart’s on fire!

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    Give them stew that makes them blind 👍

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      one night binding stew works best

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        stew that makes them blind for one day

    • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world
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      That’s how Blind Frog Ranch started

  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    Apology for poor english

    When were you when ribbert dies

    I was sat at home drinking salt water when radio play

    “ribbert is die”

    “No”

    and you???

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      spooky

  • BanMe@lemmy.world
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    You need to get a frog in lady-frog drag, blonde wig and red lips, going “You hoo boys, over here” to lure them out a window.

    • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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      Ahh, the Bugs Gambit

    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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      Ngl, if I were a frog I’d fall for that.

    • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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      I read this is Boomhauer, g’dangit.

  • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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    I’ve never seen a plastic toilet before. Bizarre.

    • just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Jfyi, the bowl is still porcelain just the tank is plastic. Its also quite common in Germany

      • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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        Danke, Klofreund!

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      Wait. Really?! They’re quite common here.

      • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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        Never even imagined the possibility, and I’ve bought several toilets in my life. Here is Australia?

        I’m in the U. S. Ours are all heavy porcelain.

        • aim_at_me@lemmy.nz
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          New Zealand. But Australia they’re common too. To be clear, its just the cistern that’s plastic. The bowls are all porcelain.

          They’re super cheap here, so you see them in places like community halls, cafés, low end accommodation etc. Cheap to mid range homes will come with them.

          • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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            Makes sense. I guess I’m curious now why ours aren’t plastic!

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    Ribbert is such a good name for a frog.

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    Ahh, so that’s why the Brits call it a bog. Neat.

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      https://thomas-crapper.com/

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    Grab them and put them out of your home.

    • lemmyman@lemmy.world
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      When

      Tap for spoiler

      I do that

      they ribbert at me

      Edit: fixed spoiler tag

      • NotSteve_@piefed.ca
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        woaw pls can u spoyler tag >! ribbert < u scarred me

        edit: fix spoyler tag

        edit 2: fix spoyler tag again

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          Please add a spoiler tag

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            Ribbert

            Ribbert

            • KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de
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              AAAH!

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          No amount of fixes helped, this spoiler tag is only rendered by some specific Lemmy clients

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    If your toilet water starts turning red, you’ve got a real problem.

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    I like the idea of annoying them to get them out of the house. Like they’ll just grab their briefcase, put on their hat, and walk out the front door.

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      I just did that with a mouse that came into our apartment.

      Due to my health I do not sleep well. During the day I would bang on the register (were it moved in) every hour so to keep it it from a good nights sleep and at night too. I played rat and other predator sounds. When I ate I would make yummy sounds and go mmmm. That was a week or 2 ago. Unless it died or moved on as I no longer hear it. Most likely it just moved to another room but nothing for a few days now.

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        I’m pretty sure that was a ghost and you made it seem like the apartment was already haunted, so it just moved on.

        • BeBopALouie@lemmy.ca
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          I would’ve preferred a ghost. I don’t think they like to or cannot chew wires. Actually, the poltergeist is in the kitchen. There’s always things falling over in there.

        • BeBopALouie@lemmy.ca
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          I thought so too then my wife saw it and I saw it 2 days later. Have not seen it since. About 1.5 weeks ago.

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    Build them a frog hotel.

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    Lick them

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    I can think of worse sounds to come from the bathroom…

    • Oaksey@lemmy.world
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      Not great to have them lurking in the bowl when you sit down to do your business

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        At least you won’t be bored, with all the surprises and entertainment they offer! 😉🙄🐸🙃

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      But the ribberts are in addition to those!

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    I heard they like achovy pizza bra

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      I dont think pizza bra would give good support.

      -hootin but not hollerin

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        Hoot tribe!

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