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minus-squarePennomi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·edit-23 months agoSorry, my bad. Here’s the corrected calculation: (big + dick) * (big + dick) = big² + 2*big*dick + dick²
minus-squaremegopie@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoYes yes, those exist, they’re called strap ons.
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoThey’re nice cuz you can rent them out when you don’t need it.
minus-squareTelex@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoBut sometimes you go out and drink a bit too much and wake up with a hangover and your penis is missing. Again.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoYou can do that, they’re called strapons.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoYou can’t put on or take off a strapon?
minus-squareD_C@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoMaths isn’t my forte but what I think you’re saying is if I accept/imbibe/inhale/allow entry of a big dick (or two) then that makes my dick bigger? Brb…
minus-squarelad@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoWell it makes you have a big dick, not your dick though
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Sorry, my bad. Here’s the corrected calculation:
(big + dick) * (big + dick) = big² + 2*big*dick + dick²
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Detachable penis?
Yes yes, those exist, they’re called strap ons.
https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4
They’re nice cuz you can rent them out when you don’t need it.
But sometimes you go out and drink a bit too much and wake up with a hangover and your penis is missing. Again.
You can do that, they’re called strapons.
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You can’t put on or take off a strapon?
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Maths isn’t my forte but what I think you’re saying is if I accept/imbibe/inhale/allow entry of a big dick (or two) then that makes my dick bigger?
Brb…
Well it makes you have a big dick, not your dick though