Mickey7@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day agowhen you die you get to see all your life statslemmy.worldimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1290
arrow-up1290imagewhen you die you get to see all your life statslemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square34fedilink
minus-squarePrivateNoob@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up129·edit-21 day ago38*365=13870 856346/13870=61.74 This guy masturbated 62 times per day if we assume that he is capable to jerk when a toddler. If we assume he starts jorking it from 12, then this rate goes to 90.23 faps per day He is the king of gooners
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·1 day agoAnd he still managed to sleep over 9 hours per day and walk over 14.7km (9.15mi) per day on average
minus-squareVonReposti@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up35·1 day agoHe mastered the art of sleep’batin’ and walk’batin’, making him able to achieve such high numbers. Some say he could never get off unless sleeping or walking.
minus-squareSemperverus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-24 hours agoHe has mastered the flickergoon
minus-squareLimitless_screaming@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 day agoHe basically sleep walked while masturbating. Never heard of multitasking?
minus-squareZozano@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-222 hours agoMaybe Deaths definition of a fap is 100 strokes. You know, as a way to differentiate between a 10 hour gooning session, and a 5 minute sleep-fap.
minus-squarecriss_cross@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·23 hours agoAt some point there ceases to be skin on the hog and you’re just rubbing blood. Truly the most committed of our time.
38*365=13870
856346/13870=61.74
This guy masturbated 62 times per day if we assume that he is capable to jerk when a toddler. If we assume he starts jorking it from 12, then this rate goes to 90.23 faps per day
He is the king of gooners
And he still managed to sleep over 9 hours per day and walk over 14.7km (9.15mi) per day on average
He mastered the art of sleep’batin’ and walk’batin’, making him able to achieve such high numbers.
Some say he could never get off unless sleeping or walking.
He has mastered the flickergoon
Truly a sleepwalk’bater
He basically sleep walked while masturbating. Never heard of multitasking?
Maybe Deaths definition of a fap is 100 strokes. You know, as a way to differentiate between a 10 hour gooning session, and a 5 minute sleep-fap.
At some point there ceases to be skin on the hog and you’re just rubbing blood.
Truly the most committed of our time.
Rookie numbers.