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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Isn't that how you break up?

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Isn't that how you break up?

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz
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    I want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices.

    Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?

      No wonder so many mics come in 2 packs 🤔

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      Do you not have loud farts?

      • RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz
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        Not loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(

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          The other people are just being polite. Your video farts are legendary.

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          Bro has never noticed his icon light up right after ripping a big one.

          • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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            Probably the light has gone off by the time he lands back in his chair.

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      My hole is always mic’d up

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      If you use MS teams you have to disable the noise suppression

      • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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        Yeah, I did this for playing guitar over Zoom when COVID meant I couldn’t annoy people at house parties.

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