Linux Mint in my opinion:
Why’d you gotta do that to Debian 💀💀💀
Only one that can do a hard day’s work without breaking down.
Reliable as fuck while doing all the heavy lifting for everybody downstream? Sounds right
Nah, I’m Debian user and that’s a fucking solid depiction of Debian.
It’s not fancy, it’s not pretty, it has no bells and whistles, but it’s God damn workhorse and it’ll keep on trucking no matter what you do to it.
There is no shame in being compared to a Massey.
What? Too fast?
Any russian distro
It would’ve been funnier if Debian was Porsche, Lamborghini, or Ferrari:
like these
Gentoo is a bicicle Its all manual and alot of work but when you get up to speed it runs well
Gento is a shipping container full of car parts, with an Ikea screwdriver zip tied to the door.
There’s probably a race car you could build in there… somewhere… eventually.
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What could alpine be?
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