“My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal”
A sandwich artist?
Don’t trust it. No way it’s that thick. It’s like squeezing all the blood toward the head of the dick to make it look bigger.
Looks a little dry. Needs some mayo
Is this the new Mickey7 account?
should call her
She has two?!
Anyone have pictures… for science?
She is freshly single now!
That does sound pretty convenient.
Life is crazy
If she likes you enough…
Damn, now I wish I would’ve bought one of those gently used hot dogs.
“Grab n go”? Is this a trump branded food?
Hamussy.
Sandussy
Fuck it, I’d eat it.
Sorry, I meant, then I’d eat it.
something something don’t cum in the something…
Please pay for your sandwiches before shagging them.
To be served warm
Tell her to scrape that build up off the vagina before you enter
That’s just normal cheese.
:(
That’s some ham to be fair. Like 7-9 slices, folded becomes 14 essentially. That’s a thicc ham sandwich. But only 2 cheese, curious.
You’ve fallen for the classic gas station food trap. If you look at it, there’s absolutely no ham behind the strategically placed sticker. Also that cheese is probably less than a single slice of cheese overall. You can tell by looking at the bottom right where you can see how deep it goes.
All in all, that a pretty shitty sandwich.
Gawddammit…
