And nothing of any value was lost.
portland for anyone else that has a lake oswego in their area. did not realize how popular a name that was.
They should replace it with a screening of 1984.
oh no, they will lose tens of dollars.
Hope they gonna stop showing every Amazon production in the future like James Bond
There’s a theatre near me that posts political messages. I wonder if they’d do one about that shitty docu if I sent them this.
Financially, the film marketplace this week and next were a desert
Uh, Iron Lung? It’s doing very well for an indie movie.
It made several times its budget but it’s still a tiny amount compared to blockbusters
Still number 1 tho
So they lost the right to have several empty theaters? And they consider that a bad thing?
The loss of the theatrical rights is attributed to the Lake Theater’s marquee messages for the documentary. These included: “DOES MELANIA WEAR PRADA? FIND OUT FRIDAY!” and “TO DEFEAT YOUR ENEMY. YOU MUST KNOW THEM. MELANIA.”
Really not funny, offensive, or even interesting, but I guess that’s enough these days.
The Prada one is mildly clever, implying Melania is the devil.
I kinda like the second one, about defeating them you must know them.
Welcome to Sun Tzu Theater.
Yeah. I don’t wear Prada.
False economy.
Amazon got mad over a DOT-level joke

The jokes that made the snowflakes angry:
These included: “DOES MELANIA WEAR PRADA? FIND OUT FRIDAY!” and “TO DEFEAT YOUR ENEMY. YOU MUST KNOW THEM. MELANIA.”
Frees up the screen for something useful. Like a stream of paint drying.
Ooh, hopefully the plot of the drying paint is vocalised at least three times an hour so I can watch on my phone.
Not a single ticket sale was lost
Theatre Owner: Oh thank fuck.
Is it a cinema, or theatre? I am confused. I thought it was a movie.
“Movie theater (sic)” in American English, “cinema” in British.
Sounds like they did it for the lols, made light fun of it in their promo material, and Amazon pulled the licensing.
“Mostly, I thought doing so would be funny. For some of you, that’s enough. Great! Otherwise… Financially, the film marketplace this week and next were a desert… So, to fill a screen, why not get this inexplicable vanity piece from the current president’s wife? I mean, it just seems so weird that it even exists (who wants a movie about Melania lol?), and wouldn’t it then be exponentially weirder, to the point of being funny, to show it here, at your obviously anti-establishment, occasionally troublemaking, neighborhood cinema?” Perry wrote.
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