Grim
“Oh my god is he ok?”
“Yes your food is 50% ok!”
I’m not going outside in this weather. Especially if I have to put pants on. They should just send a second driver to pull my Arby’s out of the burning wreckage and finish the delivery without me having to tell them.
It’s a trap. Like in the famous documentary, ‘The Santa Clause’, if you examine the crash site the drivers body will disappear and YOU will become the Door Dasher, and be required to fulfill all of their commitments.
I hate capitalism.
0.3 what away from me? Miles? Kilometers? Meters? Units matter - I’m not driving to the other side of town just to pick up a bloody pizza.
If you can’t be bothered to step out of your comfort zone and travel .3 AU to pick up your food, I don’t know what to tell you. Maybe you want the crippled driver to spoon feed it to you.
(/s, obviously)
bloody pizza
It said it might be damaged. We don’t know how bad the accident was and how much blood was involved
Obviously nautical miles
“your Dasher has died in a collision but here’s a pin drop in the chance you can collect your order from the wreckage”
“sEnD fLoWeRs tO yOuR dAsHeR’s hOsPiTaL rOoM” 💀
this isn’t real right? lol
Nope
Needs instructions for in person pickup.
“Your dasher wears a medical bracelet identifying his next of kin. To expedite access to the crime scene to retrieve your order (1x bagel bites, 4x lubricant and 1x grain alcohol) dash++ members can unlock this name to then pose as a direct relation when authorities ask.”
I actually had this happen once. Dasher got in an accident
The app just showed his car going in circles around the point he crashed
Probably hit a fairground carousel
“Your dasher crashed, but based on his tracking, he’s still crawling towards you. This could induce some delay. If you go meet him on the way, you can get a rebate on your tipping fees!”
If I wanted to go outside in the freezing cold I wouldn’t have ordered out, jackdash.
Double oopsie! Your driver delivering flowers to your other driver was in an accident! Would you like to deliver flowers to the driver who was delivering flowers?
Would you like to leave any feedback to your driver? If you purchase a funeral wreath we can print your comments on a card and attach it
nO tIp No TrIp 😂
Sir you can’t be on this side of the police tape. Are you are related to the deceased?
No, but I’m just going to snag my Mickey Donalds right quick and I’ll be out of your way.
