LibreTechni.ca
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
driskellz@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago

Technically Mitch

lemmy.world

message-square
24
fedilink
453

Technically Mitch

lemmy.world

driskellz@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago
message-square
24
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • ch00f@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    22
    ·
    14 hours ago

    …Trying to work out if there’s a way you could orient a camera, the subject, and the observer such that they could see a picture of when you were older.

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      39
      ·
      14 hours ago

      If you figure this out, Einstein appears and kicks you in the nuts.

    • four@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      13 hours ago

      You could just say “here’s a picture of me when I was older”, and then take the picture and show them. Technically older than you were when you said it

    • Axolotl@feddit.it
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      edit-2
      14 hours ago

      Take a twin, put it on a rocket and make the rocket orbit around the earth at the light of speed (with a convenient reason that explain how you did it and why the rocket didn’t just disintegrated or other bad stuff) then make him get on earth again and boom! He will see his twin which is a older version of him rn

      • corvi@piefed.social
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        14 hours ago

        You don’t even need to go near the speed of light. Modern gps satellites already have to account for relativity. It wouldn’t be seeing yourself significantly older, but it’s a measurable distinction.

        • usrtrv@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          9
          ·
          14 hours ago

          Just going to a weekend trip to the mountains can give you a few nanoseconds difference: http://www.leapsecond.com/great2005/tour/

        • Axolotl@feddit.it
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          13 hours ago

          Well yeah, but for a very noticeable difference you either gonna need a lot of time or a lot of speed

          • Klear@quokk.au
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            4
            ·
            13 hours ago

            I’m going with a lot of speed. I love drugs!

    • Klear@quokk.au
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      13 hours ago

      Have the observer look at the subject through a system of mirrors so the light takes longer to reach them than the camera. The extra distance needs to be longer in light-seconds than it takes to create and show them the photo in seconds.

  • ORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    18
    ·
    14 hours ago

    Great. Rehashing perfectly executed Mitch Hedberg jokes probably doesn’t need to be done.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyKAhpZC2hM

    • Laser@feddit.org
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      13 hours ago

      I used to like his jokes

      • OpenStars@piefed.social
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        12 hours ago

        … when you were younger?

      • ORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        13 hours ago

        I still like them…

    • 0ops@piefed.zip
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      12 hours ago

      I’m having a hard time believing that this guy was the first person ever to tell that joke

      • ORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        11 hours ago

        Okay.

  • ripcord@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    10 hours ago

    He really shouldn’t handle photos with so much ketchup or BBQ sauce on his hands.

    Someone should check on that unrelated yellow person that passed out, too.

  • pedz@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    12 hours ago

    🎵 You’re older than you’ve ever been and now you’re even older, and now you’re even older…🎵

    • village604@adultswim.fan
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      11 hours ago

      Also, your car keys have traveled further than your car

      • pedz@lemmy.ca
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        11 hours ago

        Hehe. Car keys in general, yes. But just to break motonormativity, not mine because I never had a car and I hope it can stay this way as long as possible.

  • Optional@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    14 hours ago

    Because I took acid, I now know that butter is WAY better than margarine.

    I saw through the bullshit.

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    12 hours ago

    “Significantly younger.”

  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    12 hours ago

    I liked Greg.

  • Scratch@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    14 hours ago

    No! That’s a great Dad-tier joke.

  • pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    11 hours ago

    Where are all the “during” photos?

Comic Strips@lemmy.world

comicstrips@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !comicstrips@lemmy.world

Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.

The rules are simple:

  • The post can be a single image, an image gallery, or a link to a specific comic hosted on another site (the author’s website, for instance).
  • The comic must be a complete story.
  • If it is an external link, it must be to a specific story, not to the root of the site.
  • You may post comics from others or your own.
  • If you are posting a comic of your own, a maximum of one per week is allowed (I know, your comics are great, but this rule helps avoid spam).
  • The comic can be in any language, but if it’s not in English, OP must include an English translation in the post’s ‘body’ field (note: you don’t need to select a specific language when posting a comic).
  • Politeness.
  • AI-generated comics aren’t allowed.
  • Adult content is not allowed. This community aims to be fun for people of all ages.

Web of links

  • !linuxmemes@lemmy.world: “I use Arch btw”
  • !memes@lemmy.world: memes (you don’t say!)
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 3.05K users / day
  • 5.7K users / week
  • 11.1K users / month
  • 17.9K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 22.1K subscribers
  • 2.39K Posts
  • 17.3K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • lawrence@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.5
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org