Ah, hello “Let’s Get High And Go To The Pet Store” person. I’ve not encountered your ilk in nearly 26 years, when I worked at a pet store. I recall your kind, coming into the store reeking like a skunk. “Bro, can we see the snakes?” you’d ask. I’d indulge. Until the Burmese python incident. One hand streaming blood, the other being constricted. My manager having to pry the snake’s hook like teeth off my thumb. You and your friends now intently watching the rhythms of the saltwater fish…
I mean, if you can, you can.
Is this really what that is he’s resting on?
The balls on this guy
hamsters do be packing.
People say they slept like a baby, but have you ever slept like a hamster?
do i look like a tanuki?
I can’t imagine that would be comfy. That’s a lot of weight on the ol’ bean bag.
but it keeps your head warm… and your head keeps your balls warm.
Must be mice.
You should buy him and name him Dragonballs.
cruelty to animals (isolation, pellets on ground that aren’t comfortable enough to make a bed. a hard hard floor under the pellets, day after day of misery and tedium and a form of sensory deprivation, having to use his own body as a pillow because of horrible cruelty) isn’t actually funny!
It looks like the cage has cedar chips on the bottom which is softer than the packed dirt this creature would sleep on in the wild.
One definition of humor is pain plus distance. The pain is possibly moderate, and the distance for me to do that is impossible to bridge. Sounds pretty funny to me.
Just keeping his babies warm and safe
Give the hamster some privacy, dude
Livin’ the dream
My spirit anermal
Priorities
