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#Km91#@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 hours ago

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#Km91#@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 hours ago
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  • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world
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    I think I can take one of the bipeds. Their are agile but not that agile.

  • michaelalf@lemmy.world
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    “Hostile D.A.W.G inbound!”
    Honestly terrifying.

  • switcheroo@lemmy.world
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    For the amusement of the rich .003%…

    Kinda feel like we need to start nipping this in the bud now.

    • TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works
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      agreed. time to people’s army up.

  • yeehaw@lemmy.ca
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    Ya funny eh? They need water too… The datacenters that operate them need their cooling :P

    Guess we need to make compact EMPs or something to take these things out 🤷‍♂️

    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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      I feel like a black powder weapon would be unironically good against these, like sure they would probably be armored for dealing with 5.56 ammo but what about grape shot?

  • Unruffled [they/them]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Time to build one of these bad boys :)

    EMP Rifle

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    We need to build our own robot army that’s open sourced and decentralized. Maybe it can all run on Linux lol

    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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      However many robots you can build, they can build a thousand more.

      Let’s stick to protocol droids and astromechs… for now…

    • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world
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      I mean, if Ukraine can make their own drones so can you.

    • wheezy@lemmy.ml
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      You think these things are running on Windows? Lol. I don’t think you could get a picture of them all standing at the same time if they were.

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      No. The GPLv2 is too restrictive the only way forward is THE GNU HURD

      Tap

      /s

      • grue@lemmy.world
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        The GPLv2 is not restrictive enough in terms of allowing bad actors to circumvent it with DRM.

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    I’d rather destroy robots than kill humans in a fight for water.

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      The robots will guard the rich humans with water. So you will have to kill the robots first. You might have to kill humans second.

      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        Billionaires aren’t people

    • HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca
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      A highly agile, deadly accurate, inexhaustable enemy with more strength and less vulnerabilities?

      Bruh whaaaaaaat

      • ricecake@sh.itjust.works
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        I see you’ve never gotten sand in a brushless motor, or seen how most of those robots move outside of a choreographed scene, or thought about their battery capacity. :)

        All that aside, I think they were talking the morality of it.

        10/10 I would rather fight one of those than a human.
        Humans are quite durable, adaptive, and agile.
        I twisted my ankle once doing a task I’d never done before. I adjusted my footing and carried on. Our current humanoid robots cannot adjust to something like that. They’re just not designed in a way that makes them adaptable to changing physical layout.
        I might be squishy, but I only have two places that are vulnerable to sand and they come with covers that usually work pretty well, and one of them is mostly redundant.

      • SomeRandomNoob@discuss.tchncs.de
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        you spellt “big worthless chunk of metal” wrong :p

  • humanspiral@lemmy.ca
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    Hockey sticks don’t work.

  • Gork@sopuli.xyz
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    I will either be a veteran, or a casualty, of the Clanker Wars

    • mtpender@piefed.social
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      5 hours ago

      “For The Republic!”

      • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world
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        insert every Battlefront 2 clone call out

        • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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          Vode An intensifies

  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Given that it’s Boston Dynamics, these are likely to be cop bots, making the reality even WORSE than OP’s dystopian scenario 😬

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    This made me lul to hard

  • NorthWestWind@lemmy.world
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    I’ll send a Chinese robot to fight your American robot

  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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    I recently learned to make traditional Balearic slings. I’m ready.

  • MatSeFi@lemmy.liebeleu.de
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    hm… must be the sequal of a game I played when I was in your age, where the end boss looked less threatening:

  • OwOarchist@pawb.social
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    Joke’s on you – after you fight your way past the robots, you’ll find that they deliberately poisoned the water on the way out, just so you couldn’t have it.

    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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      Fun fact during WW2 in North Africa Axis and Allied troops thought they were poisoning the water supplies as they retreated. It was actually contaminated due natural crude oil runoff and had been documented as far back as the Roman empire the OG one not Mussolini’s crack fic.

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