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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours ago

Hold the grapefruit

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Hold the grapefruit

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours ago
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  • FourThirteen@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    Hello, can someone explain this one to me?

    • phtheven@lemmy.world
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      The other replies have explained it to you, but neither of them acknowledged your greeting. Hello!

    • GrayBackgroundMusic@lemmy.zip
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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grapefruit–drug_interactions

      Sertraline is a common anti depressants. Adderall, for adhd. Statins for cholesterol. Far more listed there.

    • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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      This is OP explaing it about an hour ago

  • Jentu@lemmy.ml
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    Well at least my activated charcoal infused orange juice doesn’t affect anything.

    …

    It doesn’t affect anything, right?

    • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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      On the topic of drug interactions, make sure you are not taking Allegra for allergies. Oh, wait – you said activated charcoal? Nevermind.

  • gukleszl4hs48ughgxhr5xgd@fedia.io
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    “Funny”

    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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      Imagine if you were being held at gun point and the only way to save your life was to tell a joke, and this was the joke you chose to tell.

  • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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    You don’t have to eat it, it’s good for other… activities.

    • IndiBrony@lemmy.world
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      Only if you exercise the proper technique.

      • chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz
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        I can hear it.

  • Paradachshund@lemmy.today
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    I can’t decide if this is a grapefruit hating joke or an “in this economy?” joke

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      It’s a “everyone is on some sort of antidepressant “ joke, at least to me.

      • Paradachshund@lemmy.today
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        Oh does grapefruit affect that? That sounds right now that I know that.

        • kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          A lot of psychoactive medicines will literally just kill you if you eat grapefruit lol.

          In the one medication I know about, grapefruit prevents your body from filtering the medication out of your blood, eventually causing the levels in your blood to become lethal

          • lengau@midwest.social
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            Which medicine? I think I just found ONE NEAT HACK and DRUG COMPANIES will HATE ME!

        • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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          Affects a lot of medications, not just antidepressants.

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    sometimes I think the stereotype of Americans being overweight and slovenly is an exaggeration, but then I see shit like this.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      It’s literally a joke about how grapefruit interacts poorly with medications, but ok.

      • Cruxifux@feddit.nl
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        really? Weird.

      • FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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        oh, I hadn’t the slightest

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      It’s lovely when someone shows their inability to stop and think by making blatantly mindless comments.

      It’s lovely because it’s absolutely hilarious.

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      I don’t even get it…

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