Such a sad ending when the Beast transforms into a prince and Belle is trying to pretend like she’s not completely gutted. Who the fuck even is this dude? That’s not what she signed up for and we all know it.
Wait, there is an audio book version of this?
Preferably one narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
I’ll settle for Jason Alexander.
There is and it’s fantastic… The audiobooks for a lot of monster romances are way better then they have any right to be
A large part of that is the narrators overlap with the lit RPG and cultivation audiobook crowd.
Progression fantasy and smut go together I guess
Personally I blame everybody loves large chests for helping popularize and normalize lewd audiobooks to a wider audience and make people expect higher quality.
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And why do you seemingly hate punctuation? I can only think you consciously ignored it to fuel some sort of masochism, it’s so bad nothing else makes sense.
I’m not googling this. Is this satire?
Not satire
4 stars with 24K reviews on Amazon
Violet is a typical, down-on-her-luck millennial: mid-twenties, over-educated and drowning in debt, on the verge of moving into her parents’ basement. When a lifeline appears in the form of a very unconventional job in neighboring Cambric Creek, she has no choice but to grab at it with both hands.
Morning Glory Milking Farm offers full-time hours, full benefits, and generous pay with no experience needed . . . there’s only one catch. The clientele is Grade A certified prime beef, with the manly, meaty endowments to match. Milking minotaurs isn’t something Violet ever considered as a career option, but she’s determined to turn the opportunity into a reversal of fortune.
When a stern, deep-voiced client begins to specially request her for his milking sessions, maintaining her professionalism and keeping him out of her dreams is easier said than done. Violet is resolved to make a dent in her student loans and afford name-brand orange juice, and a one-sided crush on an out-of-her-league minotaur is not a part of her plan—unless her feelings aren’t so one-sided after all.
Morning Glory Milking Farm is a short human/monster romance novel (60k), featuring a high heat slow burn with a lot of heart, and a guaranteed HEA. CWs are viewable on author’s website. It is the first book in the Cambric Creek Monster Romance series, and can be read as a standalone.
Randomly specifying name-brand orange juice lmao
Am I suddenly attracted to Belle?
EDIT: I just realized she might be intended to be 17. 😬
Regardless of the age the character is (they’re imaginary, so they don’t have an age) they’re drawn like an adult woman. Looking at a picture of her, she could be supposed to be anywhere from like maybe 14, on the low end, to like late 40s, or maybe even older. However old they need to be for them to draw wrinkles on them. I think you’re fine. For fucks sake, we’re fine with people being attracted to the rabbit in Zootopia, so it’s better than that.
