I’ve always considered McD’s to be the bottom of the barrel as far as fast food.
Which country are you from?
Here in Italy McDonald’s is top quality; probably the best American fast food.
That’s cause they care about ya and want you to want them. They already raw dogged us.
How much money is being spent daily for a marketing team? Let them do their job and stay out of it. He didn’t even know what toppings are on the damn thing.
Elon Musk should have been enough of a warning to CEOs everywhere that being in the public eye is bad for business.
CEOs should be replaced by AI. They might actually make a good decision or two this way, and save the company tens of millions of dollars.
Well, I think the Big Arch is trash so I don’t fault him
Big Obama drinking water in Flint, Michigan vibes. The man knows exactly what poison he’s selling, and that he has to balance the risks of eating it vs. the need to do so on camera.
McDonald’s isn’t gourmet but poison is a huge stretch
IDK, I remember seeing a post a few years back of someone who left a McDonalds cheeseburger and fries out to see how long it would take to spoil. IIRC the damn things went on close to a decade without a single bit of decomposition. While that may not be directly poison per se, that amount of preservatives and chemicals can’t be good for the human body.
It’s ultraprocessed food with additives and ingredients we aren’t fully sure what effect they have on the human body.
imminent liver failure in just one month.
Oh look a different kind of propaganda people are eager to lap up with 0 follow up.
That was from being an alcoholic
Yeah, look I’ll stand on cancer and obesity; bro was fuckin cooked
Eh. It’s not as bad as people are making it out to be. Doesn’t really deserve attention
I find it funny that autism-central is raking this guy over the coals for being socially awkward
Seriously. He took a normal size bite for someone who doesn’t want to get messy. The internet is acting like he needs to take a tv commercial sized mega bite to oversell how good the burger is.
Dude is clearly just a tidy awkward human and the internet is convinced that means the food is bad
i mean, the food is bad by several measures. But I agree that it’s just a normal bite for a guy who doesn’t want to deal with getting messy on camera. It probably tastes good.
The botox cheeks make it worse.
I think i swallowed some of the juice!
Also, where video?
Instagram, so I haven’t seen it either
Transcript:
“Hello fellow humans. I shall soon commence sensory analysis of this new human food product. I SHALL INGEST THIS FOR MY MIDDAY REFUELLING. Let us scrutinise the product. It has dimensions which impress me. It has constituent components. I am able to identify some of them. I am inexperienced in eating this kind of human food product so must first determine an effective strategem for inserting it into my face hole. I shall now appear to consume a small sample. Yes, indeed that is a human food product. Only McDonalds could produce a distinctive human food product like this.”
- ingest *
Woopise. Thanks, I’ll change it. Though ‘in jest’ does seem appropriate.
No worries, I hated to see such a great joke ruined by one misspelled word.
kinda like zuckerborg trying to act human.
Just outside, smoking some meats is totally normal behavior.
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I wondered what Nathan Fielder was up to lately.
Mmm I love lunch product!
It’s a delicious product!
These are not intelligent people.
An intelligent person would look at that bank account and think “I never have to work another day in my life, why am I still here?”
I get mad Succession vibes reading all this.
L to the O, G…
From Penny-Arcade “the least convincing performance of humanity I’ve ever seen”
His face says, “I’ve got a RAGING clue right now…”
I love the sudden jump after he took the bite. He spit that out.
Reminds me of this:
Director: Action.
Krusty: Hey, hey! It’s your old pal Krusty, with my new pork sandwich, the Klogger. lf you can find a greasier sandwich, you’re in Mexico!
[Krusty laughs and munches on the hamburger.]
Director: And we’re clear.
[Krusty spits out the hamburger.]
Krusty: Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig.
I think I swallowed some of the juice
You can’t kill him if he’s wearing people clothing!
