When I retire and my dementia kicks in this is what I want to be for the rest of my life. I think wiping asses getting pissed on shat on, felt up, smacked on the ass. I deserve it.

Don_Dickle@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago

🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social · 12 hours ago

I walk around in the summer time saying “how 'bout this heat?”

just_another_person@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago

Classic

foggy@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago

Dennis Leary was always a hack.

This was originally a Louis CK bit. He stole the whole joke.

For a pallette cleanser, here’s Greg giraldo humiliating him on TV. RIP.