yayyy
one more for the collection!!
I’m keeping the kids, by the way do we have kids? Also I want child support.
what if im gay?

You transform into a lesbian.

Nice try, Nicole.
Hah. Your loss. Have fun with that.
I just showed my husband 🥰
Well do make sure to tell me before you come home dear, I’ll make sure the mistress is chained up in the basement and have your tea ready
So how does this work? Do all of us in the comments get together and work out a schedule? Is it like an every other Saturday thing I get to be married or do we all just move in together?
communism
Yes?
Considering how much women supposedly loathe men, I suppose the fair thing to do is share the few ones that don’t.
Sorry, I’m taken already. Isn’t that right, Nicole the Fediverse Chick?
Hi violet08
I want a divorce.
My girlfriend might get jealous, you might have to marry her too
Then maybe we’ll marry each other
Is this like a time share type situation?
My last wife isn’t into sharing, sorry. You’ll have to fight to the death.
they both turn to face you, swords at the ready
‘o no’
I also choose this guy’s wife’s husband









