“What makes a man turn neutral? A lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?”
Brannigan is more of a gentleman.
“We couldn’t imagine Iran would close Hormuz”
Yeah… I’m still trying to imagine if Branningan could be that stupid.
I sent waves after waves of my own men at them
But with less charm.
Or valour .
Or valor, or velour.
Barely even a fog
More sadism and white supremacy
And intelligence
Hegseth has charm? I just assumed he was yet another nepo baby hire.
(I think they are suggesting it is Hegseth that has less charm than Brannigan)
Zapp does. Keggerbreath doesn’t.
Hegseth is the human equivalent of gas station boner pills and that’s a hill I’ll kill on.
Shout out to when it was funny that he was reading trump quotes and not just terribly sad.
This really highlights how much smarter and coherent sounding Zapp is than Trump.
This point begs the question, who is Kif?
We wish we had a Kif.
Real life Kif? Rubio - spineless , traitor, blends into the background.
Kif isn’t a traitor though. Sure he’s cowardly and basically useless, but he’s got a good heart.
Zap has destroyed multiple planets and sacrificed his men while Kif just watches. They blew up the DOOP headquarters and attacked the Neutral planet. Tell my wife I said “Hello.”
“Sir, I don’t think that’s wise.”
“Kif, if there’s one thing I don’t need, it’s your ‘I don’t think that’s wise’ attitude”
“What shall I do with your Jergens Sir?”
“Squirt it on some homeless man with dry elbows.”
The average public does not hear about the Kifs, they are too busy having to be productive to compensate.
Zapp took advantage of Leela’s moment of weakness, since a moment is all it takes with the zapper.
Whereas hegseth paid a woman 50k to shut up about the time he raped her.
So that’s a difference.
“Shaheds have a pre-programmed kill limit.”
