Ah yes, this is my favorite kink. “OMG that hot person in a strange situation is still hot!”
The posing is not hurting either.
Though I do find myself being influenced in what I choose to make for lunch…
Since when is playing with food a kink?
Oh, you sweet summer child.
Seems like somebody missed out on cakefarts.
Anything is a kink to someone
Though this a weird question to some degree. Or I guess not because playing with food is so common you kinda have to get weird and overboard with it for people to count it as a kink.
I see porn studios are throwing ideas at the wall to see what sticks…
The fuck the
grown humandog doing?I just see four people who are going to be very sticky, smelly, and sad later.
Something something mom’s spaghetti
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Also me:
LOL I was thinkin’ about Spaghett when I opened this post, and there he was.
Spooked ya
Conservatives angrily downvoting this with their non-dominant hand
Are these those pastafarians I’ve read about?
https://lemdro.id/post/lemdro.id/37854192
I think these are the pastafarians.
Edit: fuck, I didnt scroll down to see the 2nd half.
Talking about bathing in pasta, there’s a famous singer in Brasil called Junior, part of the duo Sandy & Junior.
He famously posed naked on a bathtub full of pasta. However the studio didn’t have enough money neither for a bathtub nor for that much pasta. So they did this:
Sadly I couldn’t find a good photo
EDIT: He did this for a magazine picturing all capital sins. His was glutony
That lip bite really sells the idea that he wants to fuck those noodles
A newborn baby bathtub and ramen noodles?
But why plain spaghetti? I mean no sauce? That’s just not right.
Well, you see, the girls will eventually make their own sauce ifyouknowwhatimean.
On some days, I hate having eyesight
Mmm… Pussghetti. 🤤
I’ll stick with drugs.
Def a safer bet.
They really broke the bank with all that ramen. Must’ve cost them $6
