That’s some toxic masculinity
I guess the ever clear kills the tapeworms and ecoli?
Bingo! A scientist’s meal!
I have a friend who CRAVES raw beef like a lot. I beg him to chop up his own, tried showing him how to make a safer tartare and I still catch him wheezing the mince.
“Wheezing the Mince”.
Thank you for that.
A friend got me a liter of everclear once and I mixed it with orange juice. 3 parts OJ and 1 part everclear. You could still set it on fire. Your liver would not recommend.
How does it compare to eg. a Smirnoff? I’ve never had one before
I went to a party where they made jungle juice, and my girlfriend asked me to take it slow. I exclaimed “tastes like juice to me!” Bet you can guess how that went
Did the same at a house party after eating 2 Cup Noodles, as a college kid does… The shag area carpet did not appreciate that, nor did the hosts. First and last time I got black out drunk.
Ohh and this jungle juice was Everclear with Surge.
I can’t remember the last time I blacked out.
kek
Once in college my buddy and I each took a double shot of everclear to start the night. It burned going down, and I think we were good after that
That’s like pounding a four loco to pregame. Haha
We’ve been there before too, the effect was similar. One drinking game I had to absent myself was Edward Loco Hands XD
We used to mix it with sugar free koolaide
well, everclear is a reasonable antiseptic. So maybe they cancel each other out?
Then that leaves only the cancer caused by both.
If it wasn’t a low grade meat it probably would be fine. I mean it would just be beef tartare at that point without the seasonings. Which you wouldn’t taste anyways, because the alcohol would keep you taste buds in a state of the fuck was that
You don’t care about cancer if your retirement plan is to die in war with China
Put the cancerous mass in the meat grinder and save 20¢ on dinner.
Alcohol kills germs, it checks out!
It’s called beef tartare and it’s a delicacy.
Please don’t use pre ground meat for tartare. Besides being off cuts, pre ground is exposed to way more pathogens than a slab of beef you ground/chop yourself.
80/20 ground beef patty is not a delicacy and certainly not tartare.
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Not the parts of the cow you usually find in ground beef
This is a good way to install the new Wormphone™
Who does the Wormphone™ call?
Nah, booze kills the worm. If RFK had been drinking pure ethanol like a civillized person, instead of snorting coke off of toilet seats, his brain would have remained uneaten.
When I was 6 years old I met RFK Jr and he told me the RFK stands for Real Fuckin’ Kool and I knew from that moment that anyone who spells cool with a K is a total wanker.
I have a strong stomach yet this made it tremble
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