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minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·14 hours agoTime to wheel out an old classic: Intelligence is knowing tomatoes are a fruit Wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in fruit salad Bonus: Charisma is selling tomato based fruit salad as salsa
minus-squarezabadoh@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up27·edit-212 hours agoDexterity is dodging rotten tomatoes Strength is punching a tomato so hard that it turns into ketchup.
minus-squareQuokka@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 hours agoConstitution is winning a tomato eating contest
minus-squareneukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 hours agoConstitution is being able to digest a rotten tomato without getting sick or dying.
minus-squarePrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 hour agoWhat we’ve got here is failure to communicate.
minus-squarezabadoh@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·50 minutes agoAgility is the quality of being breakable or becoming damaged under light stress or force in relation to the expected use for an object or system.
minus-squarehobovision@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·13 hours agoDammit now I want salsa but it’s time for bed
Time to wheel out an old classic:
Intelligence is knowing tomatoes are a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in fruit salad
Bonus: Charisma is selling tomato based fruit salad as salsa
Dexterity is dodging rotten tomatoes
Strength is punching a tomato so hard that it turns into ketchup.
Constitution is winning a tomato eating contest
Constitution is being able to digest a rotten tomato without getting sick or dying.
Ever watch Cool Hand Luke?
What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.
Then what’s agility?
Agility is the quality of being breakable or becoming damaged under light stress or force in relation to the expected use for an object or system.
Dodging the ketchup
Dammit now I want salsa but it’s time for bed