our perv cat decided to jump from the bookshelf to the bed and landed on me. with all of his claws extended for traction to grab blanket or something but got a hell of a lot of skin. like the hell.
so this dipshit cat, he likes to jump off the windowsill and land on my jibblies in the middle of the night. i make funny sounds okay. i was lucky that was not his goal right then because he lands with all four paws in one spot. leaves a hell of a bruise if he does it off the top of the bookshelf, the bastard. but, i have taken to insisting he does not get to perv on us.
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our perv cat decided to jump from the bookshelf to the bed and landed on me. with all of his claws extended for traction to grab blanket or something but got a hell of a lot of skin. like the hell.
so this dipshit cat, he likes to jump off the windowsill and land on my jibblies in the middle of the night. i make funny sounds okay. i was lucky that was not his goal right then because he lands with all four paws in one spot. leaves a hell of a bruise if he does it off the top of the bookshelf, the bastard. but, i have taken to insisting he does not get to perv on us.