I used to date someone with a cat that would try to play with my balls when we had sex. I would prefer the hacking anytime.
I think the easy solution here was to not fuck the cat
My dog is a perv who likes to sit at the end of the bed and watch. Once in a while he’ll boop one of us in the bum with a cold nose.
Hacking over hackysack-ing?
That cat would be on a one way trip to as far away as possible for an hour.
oh alright, thirty-seven seconds.
… six
… no just six
… shut up
But my point is, that cat should be at least two rooms away and out of reach of causing damage during that time.
Boundaries, people.
My cat hasn’t done hairballs during intimate times lately, but he has done “HIGH SPEED LAPS” that include jumping onto the bed as part of his circuit.
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She is passive aggressively scolding her cat.
Ah she’s a lesbian then? I didn’t consider that.
You didn’t consider that the two women in underwear and lingerie on a bed with wine might be lesbians?
Oh my god, they were roommates!
Are you a historian?
I guess my mind was elsewhere, it’s not that the thought is completely alien to me.
Most likely bisexual as there are other comics where she is dating men.
Yes you are right.
Duh. You should think about what witches associate with in modern times. They are intentionally trying to spite, let’s just say society.
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