our perv cat decided to jump from the bookshelf to the bed and landed on me. with all of his claws extended for traction to grab blanket or something but got a hell of a lot of skin. like the hell.
so this dipshit cat, he likes to jump off the windowsill and land on my jibblies in the middle of the night. i make funny sounds okay. i was lucky that was not his goal right then because he lands with all four paws in one spot. leaves a hell of a bruise if he does it off the top of the bookshelf, the bastard. but, i have taken to insisting he does not get to perv on us.
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I used to date someone with a cat that would try to play with my balls when we had sex. I would prefer the hacking anytime.
I think the easy solution here was to not fuck the cat
My dog is a perv who likes to sit at the end of the bed and watch. Once in a while he’ll boop one of us in the bum with a cold nose.
our perv cat decided to jump from the bookshelf to the bed and landed on me. with all of his claws extended for traction to grab blanket or something but got a hell of a lot of skin. like the hell.
so this dipshit cat, he likes to jump off the windowsill and land on my jibblies in the middle of the night. i make funny sounds okay. i was lucky that was not his goal right then because he lands with all four paws in one spot. leaves a hell of a bruise if he does it off the top of the bookshelf, the bastard. but, i have taken to insisting he does not get to perv on us.
Hacking over hackysack-ing?
That cat would be on a one way trip to as far away as possible for an hour.
oh alright, thirty-seven seconds.
… six
… no just six
… shut up
But my point is, that cat should be at least two rooms away and out of reach of causing damage during that time.
Boundaries, people.