I have ADHD. I win either way.
Dating a woman with inverted nipples is like having biological endless bubble wrap. Stimulate them and they pop out.

what it nipples clicked
in and out like peenswhat if peens said “splooooooiiiinkkkk” like a door-stopper
okay now you have to make that video and upload it to the hub. you are responsible for rule 34ing it into existence.
… they don’t all do that/some of them don’t do that???
😳
Runners would love it.
imagine the sound of hundreds of runners clicking their nipples in just before a race.

Dwayne Johnson would have an even more impressive pec spectacle.
Uhhh…I think you meant to say, “pectacle”.
What do you mean “what if?” You mean mine aren’t supposed to do that?
Mine do, just not as quickly.
Do you know where that image comes from?
From this kid’s book, though idk if it’s in the book or related art
it’s from the second page
It’s from a waterproof children’s book, but I don’t know which one. I recognize it from my childhood.
as someone else stated, it’s The Rainbow Fish. it’s a decent story about how sharing makes friends. my kid likes it.
My knee often doe this
I have known people with belly buttons that do. Actually, someone I dated had their nipples do that.
Yeah, and what if they tasted like laffy taffy. That would be pretty cool imo
Especially if you could take a bite and they’d just grow back like a Laffy Taffy dispenser.
Jolly ranchers
Ow, my teeth.
Yesssss or like the orange Tootsie pops.
I don’t know whether to upvote due to a classic reference or downvote because it’s that one.
Jolly rancher is a reference?
It is my recommendation that you not read it if you’re unfamiliar, though.
Why is everyone clapping and clicking? The movie isnt over yet.
I laughed a lot at this…I am physically an adult. I am mentally an idiot.
















