That’s exactly why I’ve been building up this beer bottle/bottle cap collection so fast. My ex-gf was a total bitch who didn’t get it, screw her, but the vault dweller is going to be so happy with this loot!

I’m gonna pose comically in front of a brick wall so my shadow is burned that way into it.

I want my corpse to be a truly amazing encounter.

That’s why I plan to string myself up like marionette. My body will be ridged to drop when the bathroom door is opened. Than I will wiggle a preprogrammed dance well strobe lights and heavy techno music plays.

You might ask “how my bones will stay together?” Well that’s where the embalming machine comes in to be activated as soon as my pulse flat lines. Perfectly preserved bathroom corpse surprise.

So there is actually a semi-valid reason to find a lot of skeletons in bathrooms and not other places, in a post US nuclear apocalypse:

A fair number of buildings are most structurally sound around the bathroom, because those room walls tend to be stronger/reinforced compared to other walls, to be able to handle all the plumbing.

Bathrooms also tend to be located closer to the inside of the building, for basically the same reason.

So, its pretty reasonable that if you heard the sirens go off, had only a minute or two… yeah, sheltering in the bathroom would be the optimal strategy, if you don’t have a basement/cellar.

if we have to censor every bad word, can we please take the approach in this picture for everything? it’s more of a highlight, than a try to censor an icky word. I like it.

Is that middle one supposed to be someone who died while kissing a decapitated head they propped up in a urinal? Wow.

I’m still puzzled by why things don’t get recirculated as memes until they reach censorship platform

I’m going to hide in the fridge.

Me: Wondering if I have the time to jerk off one last time.