We just skipping over the 4th hole?
Windows went from 8 to 10. Why can’t he go from 3 to 5?
Ass hole, pee hole, vaginal hole, oral hole
There’s more than that, the real answer is “as many as Michael needs”
Nobody asked for this
Don’t just speak for everyone.
No no no, i’m pretty sure that every time a 5th penis haver is involved in intercourse, they’re there to watch, not to participate. This wqs a totally unnecesary patch
Spoiler alerts: it’s the belly button, now turned into a full-sized hole, with the necessary nerves and other things.
In b4 tha headline “new hole just leaked”
I’m blocking this now. Don’t even know what this is.
It’s a shitpost
Wait, what’s the fourth?
I thought I was going to have to edit this myself, but it just showed up when I searched for “fourthmeal”
Find someone who’s had a colostomy
😳
The more “vanilla” version of the 4th hole in a heteronormative coupling refers to the cisfemale’s cismale partner getting pegged.
If my gf also pegs her bf is that a 5th hole? If her bf and i dock is that 6? 7? Maybe infinity like an ouroboros?
Perk up your ears
I was afraid to ask the same thing.
Back of the knee somewhere
I haven’t seen this anywhere else. Is this some type of ad campaign? Op posts three of these a day.
Poingnant shitposting about a made up CEO of sex at a time when half the news is politicians saying stupid shit and the other half are CEOs saying stupid shit.
I see these as parodies of Sam Altman or Jensen Huang.
My favorite 🥹
Finally unlocking that belly button access I bet.
I was hoping for “Shinshi Shinshi”… the ear canal.
I’m gonna fill it so full of mung beans
Okay what is this trend, I’m out of the loop
Having seen many things on the internet I wish I hadn’t, I think there are actually 12 holes. Roughly working top down:
- 2x: gore
- 2x: slightly more socially acceptable gore (especially on non-humans)
- 2x: that’s just weird but not gore I guess
- 1x: mainstream porn
- 2x: I don’t think these work like fetishists think they work
- 1x: this definitely doesn’t work the way fetishists think it works
- 1x: probably uncomfortable, also why?
- (1x: not guaranteed to exist on everyone but the most “vanilla” of all the holes)
- 1x: probably ouch but some people are into that ig
