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This is how Dragonball starts
“that guy make me feel funny inside.”
“Something wrong with that fellas chest!”
“name five women”
Silmarillion enthusiast: “Melian, Lúthien, Galadriel, Idril, … uh… Ungoliant?”

Points to random passing woman: – I dub thee Meredith!
Hide and seek world record?
Man, remember the characters name in the silmarillion was hard,
Fuck the elves. Murderous bastards.
Fuck the elves. Hot horny bastards.
Dafuq you talkin about? I even spoke to one once!
*Dafuq you tolkien about?
Was it your mom?
That totally counts!
Did she sound single?
Stay away, homewrecker!








