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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

I mean... even I did

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I mean... even I did

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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    I want her to peg me and spit in my mouth.

    • deft@lemmy.wtf
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      Dad?!

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      the gospel according to daggermoon 🙏

    • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Not the first thing I expected to see when I opened my inbox this morning

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        I’m only human.

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        What was?

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    My six year old daughter is playing Pokémon, and the other day we had this exchange:

    “I beat another gym trainer: Misty!”

    “That’s awesome! Did she have a Starmie like I said she would?”

    “Yes, but first she fought with a different Pokémon called a Pussyduck.”

    “… Psyduck. It’s called a Psyduck.”

    “Yeah, ok.”

    “Say ‘Psyduck’. Say it.”

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      From the creators of Catdog comes an all new cartoon: meet Pussyduck

    • okmko@lemmy.world
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      🤣🤣🤣

  • in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social
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    22 hours ago

    @Buttercupcosplays.

    Whoever cropped this intentionally removed her handle. Kinda shitty.

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      21 hours ago

      Is that her head or body?

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        Both… or neither? She AI generated.

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          It did look fake. Like…flat?

          Well, not “flat”, but you know what I mean, maybe.

          Edit: once you zoom into the face, it’s clearly failed LLM generation.

  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I definitely did, then I looked to closely.

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    Yep, I’m still gay, just checked

    • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      username checks out

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    They very obviously photo-shopped a small headed goth girl on a big titty MILF.

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      https://link.me/buttercupcosplays

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        https://buffer.com/resources/fake-instagram-accounts-how-to-spot-and-block-them/

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      You’re wrong sir, that’s definitely AI generated… Well I guess partially wrong because I agree on the combination.

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        No, AI doesn’t make stuff look badly photoshopped. You’re doing the “it AI!” shit for things that are VERY obviously not AI and it’s not a good thing. I seriously don’t understand how you’re so dumb that you can’t see and understand the difference.

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          The eyes, the hands, the bottom of the wall. Just the obvious issues.

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      Do you tell kids at magic shows that it’s not real magic too?

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        If they ask? Sure.

        Learning how the tricks are done is half the fun.

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      No, I’m going to continue to believe that necks bend like that.

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        her whole neck/head situation is off center. That’s just creepy.

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    We saw you from across the bar and really liked your aura.

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    Is that a Katey Perry fuckdoll?

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      No, it’s psyduck.

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        Is it a Psyduck fuckdoll?

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          A Psyfuck duckdoll

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    Even my wife would check out that rack.

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      There’s literally a study that showed that women look at boobs more than straight men (58% of observation time compared to 57%)

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        time, or occurrences?

        men probably don’t look as long

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        I’m curious how the fact that most men are socially conditioned not to do so affects that number.

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        Did it account for glancing out of the corner of your eye, or people wearing sunglasses?

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          In the sense that it tracked the eye movements of people looking at photos iirc, yes.

          Everyone loves boobs. It’s science.

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    She better hope she doesn’t get a chest cold, it won’t want to ever leave!

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    Now he knows how Elmo felt…

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    Charlotte Sartre?

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