Are you Ed?

You’re lucky! Back in my day people would lose a few teeth biting their solid oak desks. You’ve got wood pulp cardboard covered in chocolate. Ofcourse! Take a bite! You bought it! It’s yours!
Yea straight up that’s not even particle board or osb. Fuckin cheap apartment interior door ass desk
Police look awesome busting thru.
When someone messages “Hello” to me on Teams I take one bite.
yes
Is that a door for a desk?
I don’t know if they still do, but for a long while IKEA was selling tabletops and shelves that were a honeycomb of cardboard with a very thin frame of some softwood or manufactured wood product, and then a synthetic woodgrain veneer. Super light, and pretty strong… for their weight.
no it’s a snack
At least you’re getting your fiber
a snack from ikea
Well doors aren’t filling snacks.
A termite posted this
An X user posted this.
don’t you slander me like that 💔
You gotta chew in a more semi-circular pattern, for more comfortable seating…
Yim yum, that’s haute cuisine
The all-new Ikea Cjardboord.
You should probably get an eye exam you seem to need glasses
someone doesn’t skip triceps day
Did I miss something? Is that a reference to what actually happened to the table?
This almost happened to me when drunk sexy times. Cheap ass ikea.
Apparently, you also explosively diarrhea on your desk
No judgment
Thanks for the Bring her back PTSD >:(








