i dont like hats i only have 2 that i dont wear
Nearly 50 and don’t have a single hat that dominates. I have around 15 that I wear at various times. But most often don’t wear one at all. I went through my hat phase in elementary and jr high.
(the day i bought my hat)

(three years later)*

*and it’s not even the same hat!
The backwards hat maneuver fell out of style a while ago. You now see it mostly on people in their 40s rather than anyone younger
…i wear my driving cap backwards so i can see the open sky in my field of view, otherwise it defeats tne entire purpose of dropping the roof…plus, i suppose it’s also less-likely to blow off without a brim up front to catch the wind when i look upward…
I’m in this picture, and I’m not happy about it.
Instructions unclear, I am attached to a raggedy black hoodie.
I had a period in my early 20s when I wore one if these:

I had no thought behind it, just liked it, but many thought it was to look older. Haven’t really worn a hat since then, only a beanie during winter but not at all in a “define my personality” way. Guess I gotta go and find something, definitely some hippie thing!

I’m 39, I don’t wear hats.
9 damn wasted years
I do wear this at festivals

you’ve been forgiven

Mine is a Boonie hat in digicam that I made myself from scratch

Your face camo works better with that terrain than the hat camo
That’s just how I look
Your skin looks radiant! What is your secret?
…remember: if the ladies don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy…
Mine are Poten hats. I like that they’re “artisinally” made and the leather sweat band feels unique. Been wearing a synthetic suede hat from them and I like that it looks like suede but is more durable because it’s a nylon hat brushed to look/feel like suede…
Artists are anal. Artisanal.
I can buy the hats, but I clearly don’t know how to spell.

Imma hillychopter
Flat cap with fold-down ear warmers. It’s like a sophisticated baseball cap, and you won’t freeze your ears off when it hits -10.
Used to have an amazing one I splurged on. My ex put it in the dryer. 😭
I’ve never seen anyone do this.
Not one…













