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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Everyone always forgets that the Genie takes your wish literally

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Everyone always forgets that the Genie takes your wish literally

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Kind_to_Everyone@slrpnk.net
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    18 hours ago

    That is a Ayam Cemani. They are an entirely black Indonesian chicken breed that is the most expensive to buy in the United States. Their meat is supposedly higher in protein, and also entirely black.

  • danekrae@lemmy.world
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    You also have to be very specific, when using AI to create photos for you…

    • Planchette (he/him) @lemmy.world
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      19 hours ago

      Ew, AI

    • jpablo68@infosec.pub
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      1 day ago

      Well if you asked for a hot chick riding a giant black cock you got what you asked for…

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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      KFC has certainly gone sideways

    • brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de
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      unzips the pants

      • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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        Why do you have a chicken in your pants?

  • cenariodantesco@lemmy.world
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    she wished for a black chicken :))

    • Denvil@piefed.world
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      She wished for a BIG black chicken :))

      • cenariodantesco@lemmy.world
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        hey I didn’t said it, you did :))

        • M137@lemmy.today
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          “didn’t said it”

          Words hard, apparently.

          • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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            People don’t think it be like it is but it do

  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io
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    Asked for a great black bird for to perch upon her shoulder.

    Did not get a raven. :(

  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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    she was planning on eating it anyways

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      “Genie… I wish I had a big fat cock to suck and eat”

      • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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        they sell them frozen at every grocery store.

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      oh no

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    Yeah, I know, that’s why a midget with a piano moved in with me.

    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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      You mean you didn’t actually wish for a 13" pianist?

      • Asafum@lemmy.world
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        When the genie said all wishes had to be written I knew I was duumed. Stoopid spelling mistakes…

  • JoShmoe@ani.social
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    I finally got her to snapchat herself playing with a big black chicken.

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