• Doug@piefed.social
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      5 hours ago

      I tried to up the effectiveness of my walks with a weighted vest, but my god do those things make you look like a douchebag.

      Plus I’m a white guy with transition lenses who doesn’t like getting a sunburn on my neck, and appreciate the utility of cargo shorts.

      So I’m a white guy, in sunglasses, a backwards hat, and cargo short; that, to me, just screams ICE agent, which I do not want to be associated with.

      I need to zhuzh up my wardrobe with bright colors or something.