[two characters are sittiing at the same table, talking]

[blue, happy, holding a document]
The date for the wedding has been set!

[purple, curious and a bit confused]
Wait, did you even ask her out?

[blue, still happy]
Nah, she doesn’t even know me yet

[purple facepalms with gusto and cringes]

https://thebad.website/comic/this_is_about_project_management

  • slazer2au@lemmy.worldM
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    Surely PM is more like, the date is set, the priest is scheduled for the week after, the venue isn’t available until 4 days after that, the catering hasn’t been called and the guests have already RSVP’D.

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    If you take out the implied over-precision, it makes a lot of sense though. It’s good to know what you’re looking for, even when it’s very vaguely scheduled. “Get married and have kids around 25-30” is a decently vague expectation that is not at all useless when making life decisions.

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      The problem is that project management timelines are kind of useless when you’re measuring goals on the realm of 5 years.

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        Well, mine is abysmal, thank you for asking, BUT I have seen people drive for life goals like that with single-mindedness and actually achieve them. I imagine you have to widen your “acceptable” target landing zone quite a bit most times.

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          People only achieve life-goals because they get attached to the process of making them happening. No single person ever has set a multi-year goal and achieved it because they were chasing the goal.

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    i have a relative like this. no, not metaphorically, literally. got invited to a wedding before the visa papers were filed. not the first time either.