Do this:
Hope this helps!
A barrel roll!
Just don’t pee on the way up, or going back around is gonna be even messier than it ought to.
You would have to be a fucking idiot not to buy here… the pattern is so ovious
When time is being manipulated and it’s not you doing it… a time traveller is profitting off the stock market. SELL!
Honestly this makes as much sense as what the market is actually doing.
“It’s possible that we are in a completely fraudulent system.”
Pfft. Learn to time travel n00b. Skill issue.
Multiverse travel. The timeline shows very different results ocurring but there’s no z-axis to show us where they occur.
One day we’ll figure out the mysteries of the stockmos…
And don’t say “turn your piss into gold” because it’s sold out already.
You snooze, you lose. Better luck in the next economic crisis!
Instead of buying and selling futures you have to get into the pasts market.
Short yesterday
You gotta invest in those countries that already have experience in upside down, like Australia
Instructions unclear, invested in Hawkins, Indiana.
This is what would display if someone vibe-coded a dashboard.
If you see a ticker board like that, wake up. Or actually don’t. Use it as a trigger to know you’re dreaming and have a nice lucid dream.
It’s doing a loopity-loop, it’s time to sell, then buy again when it finishes.
Maybe a CRT monitor and a big magnet?
You need a reverse mortgage to ride this out.
Easy, if the market bifurcates in time, you simply exist in the time before the bifircation event (use time machine if necessary) then you buy the cheap one and sell it as expensive.
Ride the time singularity to the past, then enjoy dinosaurs.
