I’m pretty sure that this has happened at least once in every single dive bar ever.
On the edge of my seat here
Time for a huge fart that would scare the animals behind the doors.
“Hey, man, I didn’t see anything, and I got about 20 minutes left on this shit. Somebody else will probably find this dude and call somebody before I do. Either way, none of my business.”
Fake - they weren’t fighting
Gay - they were fucking
Ewwwwww someone’s pooping in the aquatic combat arena!
They chose the venue.
They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.
“the gays” lmao it’s like my aunt Betty is still alive
If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not “the gays” lol
You’ve been hanging with the wrong gays
That’s it, anytime I hear glass shattering I can assume “the gays” have arrived and they’re here to fuck shit up.
They’re a very crafty people and can form a disco ball out of almost anything.
oh, you mean that it was the “brown people” then?? (/s just to be clear)
God damn communists and intellectuals i tells ya! Fuck people with glasses too!
Calm down, Pol Pot
Just like Thanksgiving dinner. Someone bring grandpa to his chair so he can fall asleep
If you think gay sex sounds like what OOP described I wanna spend a night with you.
Someone’s thirsty
Brother I am living in the gobi desert here
“Homosexuals” typically don’t destroy mirrors while fucking in the Home Depot. They would also have the decency to fuck in a stall.
not typically but sometimes!
the gays
this guy knows the correct scientific taxonomy
Of course. Source: am one of the gays. I hope I didn’t offend anyone. I’m an odd duck, but I’m harmless.
Reminds me of “people of walmart”, somehow.
That’s why I be going to Lowe’s.
