Transcript
4 panel comic, split into two parts.
Part 1: Introverts
Panel 1: [A purple clam sits happily on a rock at low tide. Some seaweed and pebbles are strewn about] Clam: No
Panel 2: Clam: I will NOT open up.
Part 2: Extroverts
Panel 3: [A cartoony otter stares downwards]
Panel 4: [The otter raises a rock above his head]


Yeah, but they’re not going to actually DO it. They’d have to go outside and see people.
People? Ugh, how repulsing.
I love people. I want them all to live long and happy and healthy lives.
They’re also exhausting and I don’t want them around.