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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours ago

stony tony

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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours ago
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  • Entertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Nice. Now llm can literally eat my ass.

  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
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    How much time ya got, buddy?

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    What a fascinating combination of posts

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    Imagine setting this this for a nice long dick lick every couple seconds until it’s been an hour and you’re just quivering from the sheer excitement that with the next lick or the one after that you’re finally going to shoot the biggest ropes of your life and just at the point the ai embedded in it asks for your credit card information so it can charge you twenty bucks to cum?

    • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip
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      The Ruined Orgasm machine

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      If this kind of Pay Per Cum business model worked, hypno content creators would have already capitalized on it

      • hydrashok@sh.itjust.works
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        Sponsored by OnlyFans.

    • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
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      So, a cash machine?

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    Oh no reason. I just want a few of them ok

  • mrmisses@lemmy.world
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    For robot blow jobs, Tony. You fucking idiot.

    • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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      you can do so much more with tongues

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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        Rim jobs?

        • mrmisses@lemmy.world
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          Oh yeah forgot about rim jobs. Fucking Tony

          • hemmes@lemmy.world
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            Don’t forget the balls!

      • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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        Like?

  • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 hours ago

    Tony is a dumbass

    • Deacon@lemmy.world
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      Or Tony is, like me, a human who takes pride in his work.

    • NONE@lemmy.world
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      Tony lacks imagination.

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    5 hours ago

    Stamps. Flipping pages. Unattended ice cream. Windows. Linda.

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      • wewbull@feddit.uk
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        Come to daddy

        • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works
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          Always here for an aphex twin reference

      • DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth
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        Come on then you funny little man.

    • laut_sprecher@feddit.org
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      And here i was operating windows with my mouse all this time…

  • we are all@crazypeople.online
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    Tony does not understand vaginas.

    Don’t be like Tony.

    • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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      be a vagina

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        I’m trying!!!

        • 0ops@piefed.zip
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          ✨ Abracadussy, you’re now a pussy! ✨

        • we are all@crazypeople.online
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          so when I say “go fuck yourself” it’s really just wishful thinking on my end.

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    ✂

  • CubitOom@infosec.pub
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    Bidets are about to see a new evolution.

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      “I want it clean enough to eat off of!”

      Japan, hold my Ramune.

  • BL4CKP1XX13@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Tony too innocent for this world. 🥀

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    Pushing ever closer to robot sex while their birth rate is falling off a cliff.

    Of course, they’re also working on artificial wombs, so who the hell knows where all this is leading?

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      so who the hell knows where all this is leading?

      Axlotl Tanks of course.

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    To figure out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!

    “I have no teeth, yet I must bite.” — the robot, probably

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    Tony doesn’t know about the tootsie-pop, smh

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