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A female rabbit puts on lipstick. She puts on a pair of fake human ears. She is now wearing a comically exaggerated human costume, including a pink human-shaped rear attachment.
Male rabbit: “YEAH, BABY! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU WEAR YOUR SEXY HUMAN OUTFIT!”
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Female rabbit: “YOU WANNA DO IT LIKE HUMANS?” Male rabbit: “YES PLEASE!”
Female rabbit: “FIRST, YOU GOTTA TAKE ME TO DINNER.” Male rabbit: “SURE.”
Female rabbit: “THEN I WANT A BACKRUB.” Male rabbit: “OKAY.”
Female rabbit: “AND THEN WE RUB AND LICK A FEW BODY PARTS AS ‘FOREPLAY’” Male rabbit: “[SNICKER SNICKER] EWWW.”
Male rabbit: “BUT THEN, I’LL GIVE YOU THE WILDEST THREE MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE.”
The female rabbit looks dramatically shocked, holding her paws against her cheeks.
Female rabbit: “THREE MINUTES?!? I’LL BRING A THICK BOOK.”
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Female rabbit: “PLEASE PULL OUT IN TIME OR ELSE I’LL HAVE A LITTER OF JUST ONE BABY!”
Male rabbit: “SO WHAT? WE CAN STILL MAKE LOVE AGAIN AFTERWARDS.”
The female rabbit starts crying. Female rabbit: “NOOO! I DON’T FEEL PRETTY ANYMORE!”
The two rabbits burst out laughing.
Inside the house, a man and woman are doing a little roleplaying and the woman is wearing a sexy rabbit costume. They hear the laughter and look out the window into the garden. Woman: “ARE THOSE RABBITS LAUGHING AT US?”
Wikipedia doesn’t back me up. They say the playboy bunny outfits are stylized after the logo, and the logo was approved by Hef because: “The rabbit, the bunny, in America has a sexual meaning; and I chose it because it’s a fresh animal, shy, vivacious, jumping - sexy. First it smells you then it escapes, then it comes back, and you feel like caressing it, playing with it.”
I think the “sexual meaning” he’s referring to is the “breed like rabbits” idiom but … even in that case, there seems to be a little more to it.