Something I want to say to the judge tomorrow that they won’t see coming:
How honest am I? Your honor, if you would allow me, I am prepared to regale the court with my 100k word dissertation on why feet are cute, which I have memorized.
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Your Honor, I object on the grounds that contact with Talos IV is forbidden!
"Gee, Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?”
“The same thing we do every night: try to take over the world!”
Narf
Muh cousin.
… his retort to Stavros clowning on him about not getting his dick sucked was essentially:
Do I get my dick sucked?
… dude why are we talking about this? So anyway…
He also claimed he did not need to shower, because he does not smell because he is not fat.
… dude is literally the uber basement dweller, it… it sounds like you’re describing a fantastical stereotype when you just run through things he seems to think are totally normal.
This is disturbingly accurate
Russel Brand has really gone off the deep end, huh
I dislike Brand as much as the next sane person, but that’s a low blow comparing him to asmongold.
Gotta be shopped but it’s a nice job
Wait, you’re saying Jacob Rothschild wasn’t one of the Peruvian aliens based on that one, singular picture 42% of the internet has seen?
On a side note, bro, how are you earning a living? It is like all you are doing is posting these fire memes all day every day.
IKR? he’s like single-handedly running the show
Ha, well the short answer is that my kids are young, and my career is in a flexible field where I’ve been able to take time to stay home with them until they’re in school.
As a dad with a child that’s about 3 that didn’t end up being able to make that jump, I wish you a very
go fuck yourselfgood luck raising the kids and I am very jealous of your situation.Thank you. I know that we’re very fortunate (or maybe a little crazy) to make this work.
Treasure it, dude. But keep the memes flowing. But treasure the kids. And the memes.
Thanks. I can do both!
Oh, so you’re not in the US
I am American, yeah.
Oh. Sorry to hear you’re one of us. I’d share one of my chits with you if you were nearby.
Bro single handedly fuels the meme economy on lemmy
while personally training the next generation, too.
He is Picard, afterall
+1 to the constant flow of 👌 memes.
Sometimes they give us a paycheck while we just phone it in.
The final boss in the Yakub saga, gotta fight your inverse self.
All I need, all I truly want, now, is to see this guy, in the middle of court – just once – strike this pose and go “BOOOOWEEEEOOOOOO”
And then I can die a happy man.
Harvey Birdman - Attorney at Law is such an underrated show.
Yes, but did you get that thing I sent you?
[looks at camera]
no bailiffs??
