Beetle Moses | Bluesky
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Three panel comic.
Panel 1: a guy wearing swim trunks and a snorkeling mask walks confidently into the ocean on a public beach surrounded by some scattered onlookers. He is carrying an electric lantern and his snorkeling tube is very tall, extending up and out of the frame.
Panel 2: he continues forward into the water, nearly fully submerged with only the top of his head above water. The snorkel is still too tall to be seen completely in frame. The onlookers watch blankly as he disappears under the surface.
Panel 3: the guy is walking casually at the abyssal floor of the ocean, where no light penetrates. His electric lantern illuminates his immediate vicinity. He is surrounded by a collection of weird deep sea creatures, including a deep sea isopod, vampire squid, chimaera, and barrel eye fish. Can you name all the creatures in frame?
Patrick, we took the wrong bus again.
That’s completely unrealistic! How is he walking without weights?
This happens to me when I try to swim on open sea
He uses the weight of his problems to keep him down
The same way he’s surviving the bottom of the ocean without being crushed into a slurry.
Achtuhally you’re standing on the bottom of the ocean as soon as you take a step in the water
I know its just a comic but when I see these I can’t ignore the reality that a snorkel doesn’t work if you are that deep. You can’t overcome the pressure differential.
You’d be breathing in and out the same air from the tube anyways, since its volume would be larger than you lungs
what if you breathe in from the snorkel and breathe out into the water?
That’s where the water pressure problem kicks in. You only have to be a couple feet down before you can’t expand your chest enough to get a breath through a tube. It’s very surprising.
Never thought of that, you would need to keep the water from entering the snorkel tho. Or just put pressurised air from the surface into the snorkel but then you just end up with old timey diving suit.
You mean because of taking the mouthpiece out of your mouth? Just breathe in through the snorkel and out through your nose. The unbeatable problem is the water pressure on your chest keeping you from inhaling.
That too.
Subnautica, is that you?
I thought of Ponyo.

Hope he has an air compressor at the top of that snorkle
This comics remember me of a Darwin awards case i’ve read a while ago. The poor fella did some deep immersion under a lake using only a veeery long tube to breath. You can guess how it ended.
“This comic made me remember a Darwin awards case I read a while ago”*
I’m just trying to teach grammar and spelling, not busting your balls over it. It’s clear English isn’t your first language, same as me, just showing the correct (I think) way to write that sentence.
You did nothing wrong, I just saw an opportunity to show improvement and hope it helps. Continue learning, of course jot only English grammar and spelling but everything in life.How? Surely you would find out almost immediately that you can’t inhale against the water pressure and then just surface. It’s not like you are getting to 15m before you struggle, IIRC for most people you will be struggling or completely unable to inhale by just 1m. Even with training you are at best adding a few cm.
Found this article. He survived, so maybe he was just in the DA honorary mention. Or maybe there was another similar case. https://utdailybeacon.com/139825/news/man-improvises-scuba-dive-with-garden-hose/
with a 20-pound boat anchor tied to his waist to help him reach the bottom.
Holy shit, yeah that will do it…
but… how? I mean, don’t you feel it before dying that you can’t breath? Or he had too heavy gears to swim back at the surface?
breathe*
This seems to be the new word that people are unable to get right.
" The Missouri State Water Patrol said he used the hose to snorkel 30-feet below the surface, with a 20-pound boat anchor tied to his waist to help him reach the bottom. "
Yep. Found this out with a garden hose in a pool.
I had that same physics lesson. Young me was so excited bringing the end of the hose, covered by my hand, to the bottom of the pool. I was almost out of breath when I got down there because swimming down while covering the hose was hard, but I figured it wasn’t a problem because I was about to be able to breathe through it. I was pretty panicked when I quickly jammed the hose end into my mouth and it tried so suck the air out of me harder than I could suck it in.
I went into the pool with the hose in my mouth, so no problem with pressure. But a couple breaths later it was nothing but carbon dioxide so I didn’t make it too far before surfacing.
Wouldn’t the easy fix there be to just exhale through your nose? Let the CO2 just escape, and use the hose only for inhalation.
This is an actual product though! I’ve seen them with filters at the top so waves don’t suffocate you.
I hope they have something weighing them down, air in your lungs makes you wanna float
Are you thinking of regular length snorkels with a valve? Never heard of longer ones as it’s impossible to inhale against water pressure as you dive, plus it would be difficult to hold onto a very long tube.
Would like to do some snorkeling but the sea around where I live has pretty limited visibility, at best you can make out where your feet are. Got a swimming mask though and have seen some tiny fish before. But it’s also a steeply sloping gravel beach so you almost immediately would be beyond snorkel depth and have to be free diving to get to the bottom
Yeah I’ve seen them on the beach. Not sure if it was this exact model but they say up to 12m for a single diver.
Interesting, although I feel like that is more like diving equipment than snorkeling.
No true snorkeler.
Yes, snorkels exist. But the depth they are usable is limited to only about a meter, before you cannot take in air
I’m talking about a floating mini compressor, like this one
That device kinda terrifies me. Like, I appreciate that SCUBA gear is so… simple. No electronics, no batteries, just relatively straightforward pneumatic equipment. At least you’re not very deep if the compressor shits the bed.
Same, as a SCUBA diver I would take a snorkel over this and just dive down. I’d probably give it a shot to test out once though
Fascinating, but that’s not a snorkel. More like a modernized version of the old manned bellows on ships supplying air to the diver below
That’s a bit pedantic isn’t it.
“A long snorkel wouldn’t work you’d need a compressor”
provides one with a mini floating compressor
“Yeah but now it’s no longer a snorkel”
Okay
it’s not that long
I agree with you, but I am surprised that you could tell that he has sleep apnea.
He is carrying an electric lantern
Lol. I thought that was a bottle of liquor… Jameson?
Is there a part 2 coming with the joke, or…?
Not every comic has to be humorous
Gotta be the nicest and most wholesome beetlemoses comic I’ve ever seen
He is carrying an electric lantern
Lol. I thought that was a bottle of liquor… Jameson?
Problem is, CO2 is heavier than O2, so you would suffocate.
You would stop being able to inhale before that becomes a concern (every 10m of water creating 1 atm of pressure on your body impeding you to expand your lungs).
What’s the lowest a human could dive before suffocating because of the lack of muscular strength to inhale?
Quite pathetic, actually. Only maybe 3 to 4 meters.
Human lungs are not designed to resist outside pressure like that.
I was honestly not aware of how much support air tanks provide, as I have been 30m deep.
You should try breathing through a long tube sometime. (While being fully aware that you’ll probably need to swim back to the surface in order to breathe!) Even at very shallow depths, it becomes quite difficult. By the time you get to the bottom of an average swimming pool, it becomes completely impossible.
Bro walked to All Blue.
Reminds me of Pee-Wee using his headlight glasses.
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