Just gonna drop this here. Ten Interview Questions by David Thorne.
I honestly love these sorts of questions. I love asking them in interviews too. There’s no real right answer and it demonstrates an ability to think outside the box
I only like it when it’s like expected to be that way … the problem that I see in tech interviews is that there’s an expected path to solving these and they don’t “actually” reward out-of-the-box thinking … they want to nudge you to their answer and I find that boring.
I believe google interviews throw a question like that. Where there’s no right answer but they just wanna see how the interviewer answers
Teach it to love the taste of HR blood
Eat it one bite at a time.
https://medium.com/@zrehan286/approaching-a-problem-f6d6138e70d1
Address it
What type of job is this? Zookeeper?
I pay someone $1 to take it, there I didn’t give it away and I didn’t sell it.
Can’t give it away or sell it? Fine, I set it free. Didn’t say I couldn’t do that.
Candidate application status: Denied due to lack of capitalist understanding and enthusiasm. Refused to monetize valuable resource.
Elephant rent seeking behavior
name him Stampy and rent him out for weddings.
Stompy! But I think they are very gentle on their feet.
FYI:
Elephants are megaherbivores. They eat up to 300 kilograms (5% to 10% of their body weight) of food each day. To meet their needs, they require 50,000 to 70,000 calories daily.
Even if they’re eating the cheapest plants you can buy that they can digest, that will still probably be hundreds of dollars per day.
Paint it white
I put on Harry Nilsson’s Best Friend and do a goofy video montage of us getting into all kinds of shenanigans
Love it. Ride it. Crush my enemies with it.
Gonna have the best cosplay at the LotR convention.
Magically make it disappear. Because this situation is so unlikely an equally unlikely solution should work. But if didn’t I would walk it down the street so authorities would confiscate it, and then it would be their problem.
