Wait. Did I read this wrong? Is it implying that the brother and sister are getting married to each other. Wendy and Carl Jr are the ‘they’ for most of the post and there is no one else introduced that they would be married to.
Kernel Sanders
Colonel is one of those words that is difficult to spell correctly until you’ve read it like a hundred times. Actually I find lieutenant even worse.
It doesn’t help that some people pronounce it “leff-tenant”.
Linux 8.x.y codename
Chicken?
I think it’s a tool to make OS installs require less space
In storage balls?
This implies the Burger Kings first name is Carl.
CarlJr? The god of Trackmania?
Never thought to see a trackmaniac in the wild haha
Exactly what i thought, didnt know he had a restaurant chain but with his talents its probably the flick of a finger.
American legends be like
American legends be like “and then after his crucifixion and resurrection jesus travelled to america where he was horrified to see the brown native americans, who were brown because they were sinners,so he zapped them with holy ray of removing curses and they turned white.” (The Book of Mormon, so i am told)

They met on old McDonalds farm, I presume?
Didn’t Seinfeld make a whole ass movie like this, but with cereal?
what about subway?
That’s where they go after the proletariat revolts.
🎶 Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and a Pizza Hut. 🎶
The first time I heard that song, it was at a sci-fi convention in the early-to-mid 2000s at an evening concert put on by Ronny Cox. This guy:

Also this guy from Stargate SG-1:

The Pizza Hut song was an audience participation portion. Great memories.
No-one plays an arsehole authority figure like Ronnie Cox. I wonder what he’s like in real life.
From my memory: everything you wish your grandpa was.
Nicest guy ever by all accounts.
What are you talking about? Taco Bell wins the franchise wars!
I feel like girls camp had a song about this
I need to get in that wedding. Just get in’n’out after trying the cake.









