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Transcript
3 Panel Comic
Color scheme: pink and blue on white background
1: [Hank Hill wanders around an endlessly checker tiled room] Hank: Dangit Peggy, this is the last straw. I can’t find the boy. He turned into a glowing sphere of light and floated into the sky.
2: [Hank has that “bwah” look on his face as Bobby’s face appears from his forehead] Bobby: I’m right here dad. I have cast aside the chains of by body, dad.
3: [Close up of Hank as he looks up speaking to forehead Bobby] Hank: You get outta my head right now, Bobby! Bobby: I’m not in your head dad, I am you. I am everything. And you’re me dad! Hank: But if I am you and you are the universe, then the universe ain’t right. -I ain’t right. …I am wrong.
If Bobby is everything, he is propane and all propane accessories. But he is also charcoal. What a dilemma.
The king of the hill reboot has really broken with the old format, but I like what they’re doing
This is not my purse! I know you!
Dangit Bobby
I need more of this type of comic.
Not a comic but this has lasagna cat vibes.
When I was 18… 18 years old, I saw for the first time in my life… I saw an image of clarity. I saw a comic strip… a three panel comic strip that, though simple as it seemed, changed me… changed my being, changed who I am… Made me who I am…
dangit bobby i got propane in my narrow urethra
Almost seems like a LAIN or End of Evangelion reference, only there’s a lack of mannequins or orange juice.
I’ve been a Rory Blank fan since he was PissCastle. I don’t see him often since I left Twitter, it’s always nice to see that he is still doing comics
He’s quite active on Bluesky now, which is where I follow him.
That gum you like is going to come back in style
I know that gum. I used to chew it when i was a kid!
Why did I remember a movie called Lucy…








