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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

NOOOOOO !!!

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NOOOOOO !!!

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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Razen@lemmy.world
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    Bruh what?

    I hate when those streaks remain, i purposely flush twice for that same reason.

    • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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      You may want to reevaluate your diet

      • Razen@lemmy.world
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        It’s rare.

        • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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          Then cook it more

          • Dicska@lemmy.world
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            Nah mate, last time I tried that it was quite a job moving it to the oven from the toilet bowl.

  • NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca
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    I’ve often been told that we can assume many other people in the world think like us and have the same weirdo thoughts, desires, fears, etc. That no matter what an oddball we feel like, we are all the same internally. But this cartoon is proving that untrue - i am deeply grossed out of peeing on someone else’s shit stain, lest it splash back at me and coat me in their poo molecules.

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  • arctanthrope@lemmy.world
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    somehow “okay” is the funniest line

    • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world
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      What else could you say to that?

      • Harvey656@lemmy.worldM
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        “Can I watch?”

      • A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip
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        “oh…kay?”

  • Aniki@feddit.org
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    • yogurtwrong@lemmy.world
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      some men when they see a clean public toilet

    • borth@sh.itjust.works
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      What. Is. This. But most importantly… Why

      • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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        Damn it, I need answers!

        • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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          I had to know as well so I’ll save you all from Google thinking you’re suddenly really into pee.

          It’s from a movie called ‘A Tale of Legendary Libido’ here’s the scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gscAT6LALk

          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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            dude i don’t care what google thinks. they think i’m an oncologist when all i do is teach oncologists.

          • Vincent@feddit.nl
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            Unfortunately YouTube is Google’s too, so now it knows.

            That’s OK Google, I’m not ashamed.

        • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz
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          Searching “Peeing on sun movie” was less than productive, for me. In fact, I think I’ll just go lay down now. Thats enough internet for me today.
          Good night.

  • Smoogs@lemmy.world
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    this is how conversations with my brothers go

    im scared now that i would respond like the woman here would and i probably wouldnt even register it.

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    Finally, the perfect line to exit a conversation.

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    This is one of those comics where you question the sanity of the author, and in this specific case also the cleanliness of their toilet.

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      Yes, this is indeed an extra fabulous comic by Zach, glad you noticed that.

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    Unsee this from my brain please

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      No <3

    • A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip
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      Have you not learned the first lesson of the internet?

      • mEEGal@lemmy.world
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        … that the internet is for porn ?

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          I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait

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    I want to know what dating site he uses. I haven’t found many partners that respond with a smile and an OK when I say this.

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      You gotta save that for a year in. When she’s farting in front of you hit her with the ole shitstain pisser

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      Sorry dudes, she’s married :3

      Can I get a hell yeah for my awesome wife

      She has to put up with me. She probably needs a lot of hell yeahs

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    It’s his own fault. He should have held it in until he was ready for the cleaning.

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      You snooze you lose

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      I don’t think I could shit while holding in a full bladder of piss. Is that even possible?

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        its possible, if the shit is putting pressure on the bladder.

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    F I B E R

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    A true shitpost and you post it here?

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    Its a man’s sacred duty to power wash the toilet like that

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    “okay” lmao

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