How much does a fuck ton actually weight? Is it more or less than a regular ton? Or is it a ton of fucks? How does one even gather a ton of fucks? Are fucks stackable like in a pallet? Do all fucks weigh the same?
I generally get along with all our roos but we had a former rooster who would fight my partner every day. They would have to go outside with a stick in order to just let the dogs out.
Thats a fuck ton of chickens.
How much does a fuck ton actually weight? Is it more or less than a regular ton? Or is it a ton of fucks? How does one even gather a ton of fucks? Are fucks stackable like in a pallet? Do all fucks weigh the same?
So many questions.
That’s like 100# of chicken they definitely don’t weigh that much
Even less if they flap their wings
As someone with over 50, and hatching more this week, no it isn’t.
Well, it isn’t when you have 14 acres… But man they’re so fun to just sit and watch.
(Me living in a 900 sqft rental with three kids… ) hmmm I can raise chickens.
Raise the kids first…
Bah let the chickens raise the kids
Don’t let your dreams be dreams. I believe in you.
It’s fun until you wind up with a rooster that has made it his life’s mission attacking you. Those spurs fucking hurt.
I generally get along with all our roos but we had a former rooster who would fight my partner every day. They would have to go outside with a stick in order to just let the dogs out.
That roo found the cone real quick.
Sounds delicious.
Life pro tip: save this gif. It’s great to use in situations like “good morning” or “can chicken legally carry coffee?”
How often do people ask you about chick carrying coffee?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsLKQTh-Bqo
This still plays in my head on at least a weekly basis. Often randomly but mostly every time I see a large group of any kind of bird.
This needs to be posted as a top level comment.