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“J.A.R.V.I.S., don’t release the hoisting clamps until I say NOW!”
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This is a one-panel comic
Tony Stark is found dead in his private lab, crushed under his Iron Man suit. The police have launched an investigation. The chief inspector looks at the mess and says: THAT’S IRONY, MAN.


Like rain on your wedding day?
No, like writing a song called “ironic” and not listing anything that’s actually ironic in it.
Like… like… being late to work because you’re stuck in a traffic jam, but you’re also like a city planner or something?
[Verse 3]
A traffic jam when you’re already late
And you’re also like a city planner or something
I like it.
and isn’t it convoluted?
maybe just a little too convoluted…
It’s like raaaaain on your wedding day when you specifically chose a location that was not supposed to have rain
Like ten thousand spoons in your Chardonnay. 😉