Admiral Patrick@dubvee.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-211 days agoBringing back corn!dubvee.orgimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1151file-text
arrow-up1151imageBringing back corn!dubvee.orgAdmiral Patrick@dubvee.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-211 days agomessage-square17fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 days agoWho puts a pat of butter right in the middle of the corn? Has the photographer never eaten corn on the cob? You either spread it, or you make a line of butter on the plate and roll the cob in it. I will die on this hill.
minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 days agoI prefer drilling a corn cob size hole in a tub of butter, then fitting it onto the corn like a coat.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 days agoMy dad used to do this with toast. He’d wake up 2 hours before me, make toast, and then let it sit inside the toaster after it popped up. For 2 hours. Then when I came down, he’d pull them out, and place a square of cold butter in the center of the toast. I’m like “I’ll just make the toast myself”, and he was like “no! You’re 8 years old! You’re not allowed”. I’m 42 now. We don’t talk anymore. I see him at holidays, but yeah. Just one example of all the reasons he can fuck off.
minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 days agoThat’s a villain origin story if I’ve ever seen one
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 days agoWe had special butter spreaders. Looked like a small spoon with slots on the bottom.
Who puts a pat of butter right in the middle of the corn? Has the photographer never eaten corn on the cob?
You either spread it, or you make a line of butter on the plate and roll the cob in it. I will die on this hill.
One butter per bite dude
I prefer drilling a corn cob size hole in a tub of butter, then fitting it onto the corn like a coat.
My dad used to do this with toast. He’d wake up 2 hours before me, make toast, and then let it sit inside the toaster after it popped up. For 2 hours.
Then when I came down, he’d pull them out, and place a square of cold butter in the center of the toast.
I’m like “I’ll just make the toast myself”, and he was like “no! You’re 8 years old! You’re not allowed”.
I’m 42 now. We don’t talk anymore. I see him at holidays, but yeah. Just one example of all the reasons he can fuck off.
That’s a villain origin story if I’ve ever seen one
We had special butter spreaders. Looked like a small spoon with slots on the bottom.