Delicious grilled corn is here. Political memes are —> That Way —>
Who puts a pat of butter right in the middle of the corn? Has the photographer never eaten corn on the cob?
You either spread it, or you make a line of butter on the plate and roll the cob in it. I will die on this hill.
One butter per bite dude
I prefer drilling a corn cob size hole in a tub of butter, then fitting it onto the corn like a coat.
My dad used to do this with toast. He’d wake up 2 hours before me, make toast, and then let it sit inside the toaster after it popped up. For 2 hours.
Then when I came down, he’d pull them out, and place a square of cold butter in the center of the toast.
I’m like “I’ll just make the toast myself”, and he was like “no! You’re 8 years old! You’re not allowed”.
I’m 42 now. We don’t talk anymore. I see him at holidays, but yeah. Just one example of all the reasons he can fuck off.
That’s a villain origin story if I’ve ever seen one
We had special butter spreaders. Looked like a small spoon with slots on the bottom.

Both of my cornholes are ready.
Butter my corn daddy 🤤
It never left. It’s literally in everything.
cornposting is just an agenda by big corn to get you all to eat more cereals.
“Y’all want some of my street corn? It’s been freshly grilled directly on the hot-ass blacktop. What? What do you mean that’s not what street corn is? It totally is! Corn cooked on the street! Street corn!”
I thought we were doing Zombie Mitch right now?
Sorry, it is over $2 an ear now. Can’t afford it anymore.










