Was on a walk with my dog one time and I noticed that they were having trouble with something in their mouth. It seemed to be stuck to the roof of their mouth and they weren’t able to get it free. So I had to stick my hand in there (on a walk so nothing to cover my hand) and pluck it out having no idea what it could be. Turned out to be a bagel. My dog has been addicted to carbs ever since and I’ll give her a few bites of pizza crust now and then.

My guess is antimatter.

Half eaten used Tampon is a statistical favorite.

A tongue. Loophole!

Probably cat poop

Candy bar wrapper from the counter top after the owner forgot to put it in the garbage. Forbidden chocolate flavour with very little danger of poisoning.

Which is not to say the dog knows this. It would have had the candy bar too given half a chance.

Is it a dream vacation for two to Tahiti?

A brand new … Winnebago!

Finally they bought the panel show to America!